Thursday, July 3, 2008
Karen Arrowood

 

Hi Mallory,  I"m so happy to hear you are home. I hope you are feeling well.  I will get you and your mom the bracelets I am making to you soon.  We have been out of town and now I"ll be back Sunday night.  I also still have the original card for you before thinking I was going to meet you.  Anyway, take care and tell mom hello for me.

xoxo,

Karen Arrowood

 




   
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Lisa Lawrence

Great news!  Just in time to celebrate Independence Day.  Congratulations, get some rest ladies.  You deserve it.



Lisa Lawrence


   
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Aunt Robin

 Happy Hat So happy to hear that you are home again!! Knew they couldn"t keep you long!!

Love you,

Aunt Robin

Have a great 4th!!!




   
Thursday, July 3, 2008

Mallory,

 

Glad to see you made it home.  Have a great July 4th!

XOXO,

Cortney




   
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Lauren
So glad you"re home!

Lauren


   
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Leanda - Kaden"s mother

Hey Mallory! I was so finally glad to meet you! Like I said earlier this evening I feel like my family and I already knew you by keeping up with you on your page. You"re such a beautiful person inside and out! I"m so glad you got to go home today! To go home is the best feeling! Which you definitely know that! I pray for you often and will continue to do so. You"ve come a long way and that"s such a blessing! My family and I admire you in so many ways and you"re such an inspiration to us and I"m sure many others! Continue to stay strong and take care of yourself! God bless you and your family!

Leanda

 




   
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Jeannie fuller

Mal & Lisa,

I hope you two were able to break out of there today.  I know Mal is ready to get back to her summer fun!  Please know you are in our prayers!

Jeannie Fuller



Jeannie fuller


   
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Jess Reynolds

Mallory...

 Thinking of you and praying for you to get home soon! Hopefully, just in time for the 4th of July, so you can celebrate at home!

 Also, good luck with school...I"m in my last year at the University of Minnesota, so enjoy it! It goes fast :)

HUGS!




   
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Lisa Lawrence

Sounds like the hospital may have to kick you two out!  I"m sure you both could sweet talk your way out of any trouble you might get into.

Maybe today or tomorrow will be your "Independence Day"!  Praying for all good news and for good results on the biopsy.

 



Lisa Lawrence


   
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Maw Maw
 Kisses Hello Miss Mallory and Lisa...hope today has been a better day.  We have been painting doors here in the house and Robert has been working in the yard.   It is hot here today.  Jus want you to know how much you all are loved.  Here is a big hug for all of you.  I love you and can"t wait to get back up there so we can paint some more.  Love you bunches and we have everyone we know praying for you and for Valerie.  Praying for your night to be a restful one and also for you too, Lisa.  All our love and God Bless You today and always...Maw Maw








   
Tuesday, July 1, 2008

the 4th of July celebrates freedom so I know you"ll be "sprung" by then!

Hope you are feeling better today and weathering all those "sticks".

Happy 4th to all of you!

hugs from the Macs




   
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Mommy

I love you Mallory, you are doing a great job and I continue to be proud of you!!!

Wow, we are over 2,500 messages!!!



Mommy


   
Monday, June 30, 2008
Gloria Shurette

This is a true story. I have 4 dogs Al, Blue, Buddy and Ruby. They are beagles. Al, Blue and Buddy stay in a pen in our back yard and Ruby stays next door with th next door neighbor"s dog. She has stayed with the neighbor"s dog for over a year. The neighbor"s dog almost died of loneliness until I took Ruby over and ask my neighbor if Ruby could keep Ginger company. Ginger now is doing great. Okay on to the story. The other day I came home from work and Blue my little beagle had dug out from our big dog pen and was in the small heat pen next to the big pen. Well we fixed the hole in the pen where he had crawled through and put him back in the big pen. The next day I came home I looked up in the back yard at the pen and did not see Blue. I went inside and ask Bob (my husband) where Blue was. We went up and looked in the big pen and he wasn"t there, looked in the heat pen and he wasn"t there. I got very scared...he couldn"t be found.  I was afraid he had been hit by a car on the road out in front of the house. I started running toward the road holloring for him. As i past by my neighbors dog pen the dogs were barking and I looked over to tell them hey. Well guess what? Blue was sitting in the neighbor"s dog pen with Ruby and Ginger and he was barking and wagging his tail. I stopped immediately and went to the pen. I thought he got out of our pen and the neighbor caught him and put him in hers. Well as we got investigating we discovered he had dug outout of our pen and dug into the neighbor"s pen. He was having a good time socializing. 

I hope this gives you a smile and a cheering up.

 

 

 



Gloria Shurette


   
Monday, June 30, 2008
Nilsa Colon

Hey Mal & Lisa:

I just want to thank you for being there giving us support,we appreciate that alot.

Thanks to all of you for keeping Valerie in your prayers.

 



Nilsa Colon


   
Monday, June 30, 2008

Happy Birthday to Michael!  You"ll be outta there in no time Mal and then you can have another celebration at home.

hugs from the macs




   
Monday, June 30, 2008

Mal,

Hope you get out of there soon!  We are praying for Valerie!!!!  CHOA is the best at miracles!  Get well!

The Whitfield"s




   
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Chris and Amber Dickson

Hey Mal!!! Sorry to hear your in pain :-(  We hope you feel better soon!!! WE will still continue to pray for you and your family!!! We love you !!!




   
Sunday, June 29, 2008

     Mallory,

  We just got in tonight from Panama City.  The beach was just okay.  We saw a lot of jellyfish in the water, so much of our time was spent at the pool.  I have been thinking about you and keeping you in my prayers.  We are also saying special prayers for Valerie tonight.  I know that she will have angels watching over her.  I hope that Micheal enjoyed his birthday.  Stay strong and I will see you soon.

 

XOXO,

Cortney




   
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Aunt Robin

Forgot to sign the previous note.

It is from Aunt Robin & Uncle Frank.

Sorry if we offend anyone with the FART stuff!!!

he-he he!!!




   
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Aunt Robin

Hi there,

Just checking in to tell you we love you!

Here is a joke for you:

An Old Fart  
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One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

She seems okay but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.

Again, she seems okay but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.

Later, the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.

"It"s pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won"t let you fart."

 

Hope that gave you a good laugh!!!

Love You!










   
Sunday, June 29, 2008
mike bryant

Hey...Hope you are feeling well.  Just registered you for Deserving Design on HGTV...see ya there.

Mike



mike bryant


   
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Diane Ellerbee

Prayers lifted for you and Valerie today!!  Keep thinking healing thoughts and making plans for some July 4th fireworks and yummy treats!!  Enjoy your visitors today and lean on the words of God to build up your strength to continue the battles!! Lots of Love sent your way from Powder Springs, DE



Diane Ellerbee


   
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Karen Arrowood
Hi Mallory and Lisa. I was excited to hear about your friend who got her call! I hope everything goes smooth with her transplant. I also hope your numbers come down and your kidneys will straighten up! I"m praying for you and your new friend that everything goes well. I hope you get out of there soon! xoxo, Karen Arrowood

Karen Arrowood


   
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Diane Ellerbee

Joke for Mallory:

The Burned Ears  
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A guy burned both of his ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.

He said, ""I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang... So, instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear...""

""But how the heck did you burn the other ear?"" The doctor asked.

""They called back.""
 
 Hi Mallory,
Oh my I was disappointed to check-in and find out you"re still  battling the numbers!!  My prayer tonight is that the medical staff will find the answers to what"s causing these numbers to be out of balance.  Yes, I also lifted up prayers for your transplant buddy.  I know you are a super encourager and have the words others need to hear!!  God has used your sweet spirit in so many special ways!!  Keeping pushing forward and know that you are making a difference in the lives of others. Blessings from Powder Springs, DE



Diane Ellerbee


   
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Dora Poulk

Hi, Mallory.  Sorry you are back in the hospital.  I know you will be going home soon.  We pray for you every day.  Just wanted you to know that we are thinking about you! 

 



Dora Poulk


   
Friday, June 27, 2008
Madelyn Hayward
Hi Mallory!
Just want you to know I"m still thinking of you LOTS and I"m praying for you daily :)
Wish I were still volunteering at Egelston, so I could come see you...
(Jennifer was so so happy she got to see you guys the other night)
Love, Madelyn



   
Friday, June 27, 2008
Maw Maw
Hello Little Princess.....finally got my computer working right.  So sorry you are in the hospital...Here is a good joke and I know Derek will really love to read this...(NOT) A young man who graduated from Auburn was having trouble getting employment.  His wife saw an ad in the newspaper for a local policeman.  He went down and applied and was told he had to take a test.  Him, being from Auburn, said he could pass it with flying colors.(SURE) HA...The first question was "what two days of the week start with "T"...he thought for a minute and said Today and Tomorrow......Not being the right answer they wanted the officer said well I guess that could be acceptable.  The next question was what is 1 and 1......he thought for a minute and said eleven......(funny) not the right answer but the officer again said he guessed that could be right.  The next question was who killed Abraham Lincoln.  The Auburn guy said he needed to go home and think about it.  He went home and told his wife he must be getting the job that they had already put him on a murder case....Ha...Love you bunches...Maw Maw


   
Friday, June 27, 2008
Lauren
Ahh... rats. That message below was from me! I forgot to sign my name. I thought it was important to let you know who left it. Just incase you wanted to contact me about comedy lessons sometime... since my joke was so good and all. Lauren


   
Friday, June 27, 2008
Lauren
Mallory! I"m sorry to hear you"re back in the hospital... I"ll be praying for stable labs so they"ll let you leave today! Per your request, here is a joke... enjoy! :) A blonde walked into a store to buy curtains. She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those pink curtains to fit my computer screen. The salesman mentioned, "Computers don"t need curtains." The blonde said, "Hellooo…. I have windows!"


   
Friday, June 27, 2008
Dana & Greg Wigley

Hey Mal,

Hope you get to go home today...I found some funny stories you might enjoy!!

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  An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.

 

  He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.

  An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

  The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks.

  Curious I pinned a note to his collar: "I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap."

  The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he"s trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?

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Here is another one!!

   Things to do a Walmart

 

1.        Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples" carts when they aren"t looking.

  1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.
  2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
  3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
  4. Put some M&M"s on lay away. 
  5. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.
  6. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you"ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
  7. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won"t you people leave me alone."
  8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
  9. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

  11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 

Hope you enjoy these!!

Take care!!

 

 

 



Dana & Greg Wigley


   
Friday, June 27, 2008
Julie Sharer

Greetings, Mallory!

I"ve been keeping track of your progress for a long time, but have never posted.  I work at KMHS so have been following your journey; what an amazing one it"s been.  Your strength and faith encourage me daily!  Since I"ve had three little girls at my house overnight, I"m full of silly jokes and thought I"d share a few that haven"t made it to your guest book yet...

What do you do to make a witch itch??

You take away the "w"!

How many seconds are in a year??

12!  (Jan. 2nd, Feb. 2nd, March 2nd...)

On that ridiculous note, I wish you great health and the faith and courage to continue to inspire others. 

Julie Sharer

 

 

 



Julie Sharer


   
Friday, June 27, 2008
Lois Boyd

Glad you are doing better.

Have a joke for you.

The third-grade teacher was trying to teach the importance of knowing math to her students. Johnny, she said, if I gave you $5.00 and $5.00 to Jennifer,$5.00 to Billy and another $5.00 to Erin and then $10.00 to Kevin, What would you all have together?

A party!

I am Grandmama Rene brother"s wife

Love, Lois & Bud

"

 

 

 

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Thursday, June 26, 2008

Mal,

We hope you and your Mom are going to be leaving there if you haven"t already!

We are thinking of you and praying for all good news the rest of this week.

hugs from the Macs




   
Thursday, June 26, 2008
The Mitchells

Hey Mallory,

Here is one for you.

What do you say to a guy with 2 black eyes?

Thats twice i told you ,don"t make me tell you again.




   
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Heather Snyder

ok...why was 7 afraid of 9?  because 7, 8 (ate), 9!!  hehe...ok that was totally lame i know.  :)  hope you are feeling better today!!  i will have to get some better jokes.  lol!!

Heather :)




   
Thursday, June 26, 2008
chip fuller

TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:    Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
__________________________________________

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER:  No, that"s wrong
GLENN:   &n bsp;   Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
____________________________________________


TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it"s H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn"t have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
__________________________________________

TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I"m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________________

TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with " I. "
MILLIE:         I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE:         All right...  "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."     

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father"s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn"t punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.   
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:     No sir, I don"t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________

TEACHER:    Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother"s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir. It"s the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:   A teacher

Hope you laughed at at least one of them.

The Fuller"s





   
Thursday, June 26, 2008
GAIL

Letter From Grandma

Grandma

Grandma Flowers


Got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes...

The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore
and saw a "Honk If You Love Jesus " bumper sticker.
I was feeling particularly sassy that day
because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance,
followed by a thunderous prayer meeting;
so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, I"m glad I did!
What an uplifting experience that followed!

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection
just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He
is...

Light for Grandma

and I didn"t notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus
because if he hadn"t honked, I"d never have noticed!

I found that LOTS of people love Jesus!
Why, while I was sitting there,


Yells to Grandma

the guy behind me started honking like crazy,
and then he leaned out of his window and screamed,
"For the love of GOD! GO! GO! JESUS CHRIST, GO!"

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
Everyone started honking!
I just leaned out of my window
and started waving and smiling at all these loving people.
I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

Love Jesus

There must have been a man from Florida back there
because I heard him yelling something about a
"sunny beach"...
I saw another guy waving in a funny way
with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.
When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat
what that meant, he said that it was probably
a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Well, I"ve never met anyone from Hawaii;
so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.
My grandson burst out laughing...
why even he was enjoying this religious experience!

Grandma

A couple of the people were so caught up
 in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars
and started walking towards me.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended,
but this is when I noticed the light had changed.
So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers, grinning,
and drove on through the intersection.
I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection
before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad
that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared;
so I slowed the car down, leaned out the window
and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign
one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

Grandma




   
Thursday, June 26, 2008
GAIL

TIGHT FIT

 Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put his boots on?

 He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn"t want to go on. When the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost whimpered when the little boy said,
"Teacher, they"re on the wrong feet." She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn"t any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on - this time on the right feet.

 He then announced, "These aren"t my boots." She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn"t you say so?" like she wanted to do. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off.

 He then said, "They"re my brother"s boots. My Mom made me wear them." She didn"t know if she should laugh or cry. She than mustered up the grace to wrestle the boots onto his feet again.

 She said, "Now, where are your mittens?" He said,

"I stuffed them in the toes of my boots..."

 


 

 

THUNDER AND LIGHTNING

A small child walked daily to and from school. Though  the weather one morning was questionable and clouds  were forming, this child made the daily trek to the elementary school.

As the day progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning.

The mother was worried that her child would be frightened walking back home from school, and she herself feared  the electrical storm might harm her child.

Following the roar of the thunder, lightning would cut through the sky like a flaming sword.  Being concerned, the mother got into her car and drove along the route to her child"s school.  Soon she saw her small child walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up at the sky and smile.


One followed another, each time with her child stopping, looking at the streak of light and smiling. Finally, the mother called and asked, "What are you doing!"

 

 

Her child answered, 
" I"m smiling for God, He keeps taking pictures of me."

 




   
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Lisa Lawrence

Are you ready for some redneck jokes?  This were inspired by Foxworthy, but made up by me...

If you think Jeff Foxworthy is sexy ...you might be a redneck.

If you have ever bailed both of your parents out of jail on Thanksgiving...you might be a redneck.

If you have ever bought gravel for you wife for Valentines day...you might be a redneck.

If you have seen the movie Road House more than 10 times...you might be a redneck.

If you have ever had your son"s hair cut to resemble Bill Ray Cyrus" mullett...you might be a redneck.

If you have ever had a picnic in the cemetary after a relative"s funeral...you might be a redneck.

 

Just so you know, some of these are true!  I will let you decide which one"s.

 

 



Lisa Lawrence


   
Thursday, June 26, 2008
rex roberts,jr
hello this is rex,we hope that mallory will soon get better, we are praying for her, take care love  rex


   
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Dee

You asked for it.  I am not a good joke teller.

 

"Did you hear the one about the Indian who drank 10,000 gallons of tea and drowned in his teepee."  ...I don"t hear anyone laughing...

 

Get better!!!!!




   
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Haley
Hey girl!

    My favorite joke is:   Why did Edward Cullen move to Kennesaw?
          to be with Mallory!!! :) Ok...so I really don"t have any good jokes, but I did think that would make you smile! Get better soon!!!!!!!!!!   Love ya,
        Haley



   
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Aunt Robin

So sorry to hear that you are in the hospital. We are praying for a verrrrry short stay there.

Our prayers are with you.

Love,

Aunt Robin & Uncle Frank




   
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Akeel

 

 

Why don"t oysters give to charity?
Because they"re shellfish.    :)

 Good to hear that your tests are showing improvement so you can go home soon.  Get well and enjoy the Summer!  Say Hi to Mike and Lisa!



Akeel


   
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Lisa Lawrence

The perfect man and the perfect woman were in a car accident.  There was only one survivor.  Who was it?

The perfect woman of course, because there is no such thing as a perfect man.

 

 



Lisa Lawrence


   
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Rachel
you will know this one but hopefully it will make you laugh :) Q: What kind of currency do they use in outer space? A: Starbucks!! haha <3


   
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
caroline fuller

     Hey Mallory!  heres a little joke to make you laugh.There was mama, daddy, and a baby tomato. The baby tomato runs track. The baby was in third place.  The daddy tomato said, " Hurry up son!". The mama said, " no. He looks a little red!".

Love

Caroline

i made that up all by myself!!!!




   
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Melissa Graydon

Hang in there Mal, you will be out of the hospital in no time.  I am keeping you in my prayers!!

Melissa Graydon

 




   
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Chef Simon

 

Why did the skeleton not go to the party ???

He had nobody to go with !!!




   
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Lisa Lawrence

Sounds like everything is moving in the right direction and your kidneys are cooperating.  Alex and George just need a little reminder every now and then to get back to work.

I keep praying for a quick recovery and and for you to get back home soon.

 



Lisa Lawrence